The Best Bioshock Gifts
- Sleep Next To Your Own Big Daddy Plush
- Discover Rapture In This BioShock Prequel Book
- “A Man Chooses, A Slave Obeys” – Andrew Ryan T-Shirt
- Big Daddy-Inspired BioShock Backpack (With A Little Sister Zipper!)
- BioShock Infinite Bird Necklace
- Speaking Of Andrew Ryan: This Notebook Is Pretty Menacing – We Love It!
- 4 BioShock Coasters With Rapture Poster Designs
- BioShock Funko POP!: Mega Big Daddy
- Big Daddy Helps His Little Sister Into The Vent On This Tanktop
- A BioShock Plasmid T-Shirt To Stop The Bees From Going Extinct
It’s 1960. Big wigs have taken over Madison Avenue, Doris Day is in the pictures, Neil Armstrong won’t set foot on the moon for another nine years, and Andrew Ryan’s Rapture Colony has evolved into an entire city under the sea.
You know the feeling you got the first time you saw the “no Gods, only Man” banner? Welllll we’ve tracked down the best BioShock merchandise, t-shirts and plushies that totally recapture it!
1. Sleep Next To Your Own Big Daddy Plush
Source: amazon.com
BioShock’s Big Daddy continues, in vain, to look for his Little Sister. Why don’t you apply for the job and get your hands on this plush? It’ll make his day. – Official BioShock merchandise.
Get the giant Big Daddy Plush Toy on amazon.com
2. Discover Rapture In This BioShock Prequel Book
Source: amazon.com
You can’t expect a sneaky Jim-Jones-without-the-budget-kool-aid type to tell you the origins of their city. You have to read about it yourself, and BioShock: Rapture fills in all the details we might’ve missed.
Get the BioShock: Rapture Book on amazon.com
3. “A Man Chooses, A Slave Obeys” – Andrew Ryan T-Shirt
Source: amazon.com
He’s not wrong but considering (puppet master Frank Fontaine in the guise of) Andrew Ryan also makes slaves of man, on which side of the coin do we actually fall?
Get the BioShock Shirt on amazon.com
4. Big Daddy-Inspired BioShock Backpack (With A Little Sister Zipper!)
Source: thinkgeek.com
It’s not a murse, it’s a satchel. Or in this case, it’s a backpack that’ll come in handy when looting corpses. I want this one bad.
5. BioShock Infinite Bird Necklace
Source: amazon.com
BioShock is mistaken for steampunk a lot. It’s not totally wrong, it’s just a bit wrong. But that’s okay, where Andrew Ryan fails, Comstock’s got us covered.
6. Speaking Of Andrew Ryan: This Notebook Is Pretty Menacing – We Love It!
Source: teepublic.com
Donald Trump kind of makes him /and/ Frank Fontaine look like sweet baby angels. I could get behind a mass move to Rapture, couldn’t you?
7. 4 BioShock Coasters With Rapture Poster Designs
Source: etsy.com
4 your eight cups of morning coffee. I’m not alone in that, am I? (Pretend I’m not). These designs would make some pretty awesome video game wall art.
Get the BioShock Coaster on etsy.com
8. BioShock Funko POP!: Mega Big Daddy
Source: amazon.com
Not to be mistaken for the Adam Sandler movie of the same name. No, really, don’t ruin Big Daddy’s rep like that or he won’t let you wear his suit when it really counts. Want to see more awesome bobbleheads? Check out or Fallout Bobbleheads list.
Get the Big Daddy Funko POP on amazon.com
9. Big Daddy Helps His Little Sister Into The Vent On This Tanktop
Source: amazon.com
I don’t want to spoil the end for anyone that hasn’t played. I’m just gonna say, leaving her behind to suffer might not be such a bad idea. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Get the BioShock Tank Top on amazon.com
10. A BioShock Plasmid T-Shirt To Stop The Bees From Going Extinct
Source: teepublic.com
That’s what I’d use it for. I’d use it every time I could, not to attack my foes, but rather to pollinate the planet. #justasuggestion
Get the Plasmid Insect Swarm Shirt on teepublic.com
11. And Some Plasmid Bottles To Aid You In Your Plight
Source: etsy.com
I mean, if you want. Alternatively, you could just stick your American-version-of-Pimms in them since ’tis the season.
Get the BioShock Plasmid Bottles on etsy.com
12. This Dr. Seussian BioShock T-Shirt Kinda Makes Up For Cat In The Hat
Source: teepublic.com
And if you’ve ever seen Mike Myers’ horror film of the same name, you know that’s a hard case of PTSD to overcome.
Get the BioShock Dr. Seuss Shirt on teepublic.com
13. A Spectacular, Hand Drawn Pin Of Poet, Sculptor, Playwright, And Composer: Sander Cohen
Source: etsy.com
No man, no being, no creature in Rapture is as fabulous as Sander Cohen. King of Eccentricities and Queen of the Theatre, with time and this pin, you too can have a fraction of his fierceness.
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14. La Fabuleuse T-Shirt de… Mr. B and His Little Sister
Source: teepublic.com
Big Daddy is the protector you want for your children, and Little Sister is the cute little tyke you want to eat the souls of your enemies. Come on, Mr. B! Wear me! This Big Daddy Shirt is definitely one of the best Bioshock Merchandise you can find on the internet.
Get the Big Daddy and Little Sister Shirt on teepublic.com
15. BioShock Funko POP!: Little Sister (Complete With Her Syringe-y Thing!)
Source: amazon.com
Little Sister will watch over you all night. When you open your eyes, you’ll see yellow ones staring right at you, and we all know pooping yourself is fun for the whole family!
Get the Little Sister Funko POP on amazon.com
16. Philosophize BioShock With A Rational Book That’ll Answer All Of Your Questions
Source: amazon.com
Or most, anyway. BioShock is so fascinating that every part of it brings a deeper thought. Anyone that might’ve gotten pissed at the ending of Infinite, should really go back and reassess with this book.
Get the BioShock and Philosophy Book on amazon.com
17. My Neighbor Totoro T-Shirt Is, In Fact, A Big Daddy One In Disguise
Source: teepublic.com
Aficionados of Hayao Miyazaki’s Studio Ghibli rejoice, your favorites are now impenetrably linked on this shirt. Why not inception your geekery? You’ll feel better for it.
Get the Big Daddy Totoro Shirt on teepublic.com
For more video game awesomeness make sure to check out or Fallout merchandise post.
