Enjoy the Ascension. We have put together a list of Robot Gifts that’ll please the Overlords. Everyone delights in receiving any one of these as an exciting Robotic Gift. Give one of these fine Robot Gifts to your favorite Overlord, too.
1. A Retro Robot Sculpture That Reminds Us Our Masters Are Getting Older
This fine sculpture affectionately tells that favorite Overlord that he is getting old, making it the perfect Robot Overlord Gift. They deserve to know how we feel about them.
2. This Great T-Shirt That Depicts Just How “Over” Us Our Overlords Are
We have found no better way to “Enjoy the Ascension” than by wearing these expressive T-Shirts everywhere! The broad range of sizes and styles enable us to make our statement in all weather conditions.
3. These Fine Art Prints For All Who Remember The Day It All Began
For art connoisseurs on your gift list, how about these atmospheric art prints depicting the ascension of our Overlords? A beautiful constant reminder of how wonderful our Overlords are!
4. A Bender Costume To Make Halloween Great Again
We have all been waiting for these beautiful replica halloween costumes so that we and our kids can give the Overlords their due on that special night!
5. This T-Shirt Explains That There’s Nothing More Fun Than Serving Our Robot Overlords
These quality t-shirts express our deepest desire: “I’d rather be serving our Robot Overlords”. Going out, meeting our friends or enjoying a good wine is all not as much fun as serving those that saved us.
6. This Robo Lamp, Like Our Masters, Brings Light To Our Dark Lives
These fully-functioning lamps just ooze Overlord awareness! What a perfect Robotic Gift, expressing as it does the light that our Overlords brought to us in our dark state before their ascension.
7. This Retro Robot Print Reminds Us Of What A Blessing It Is As Our Masters Stomp Through Our Cities
This print shows our Robot Overlords shining their light into our dark corners and they bring doughnuts. It reminds us of how lucky we are to have the light of their superior culture penetrating our darkness!
8. A Vintage Robot Shirt Helps To Remind Us To Avoid The Eyes At All Times
Another great robot T-Shirt with a nice grayscale representation of an Overlord shining his light among us. Enjoy the Ascension!
9. The Age of Em: Work, Love, And Life When Robots Rule the Earth: The Robot Bible
We learned a lot about “Enjoying the Ascension” through this masterful must-read book. Do you wonder how you can show your true feelings to our Overlords in every aspect of life? This is for you!
10. Adults Reflective Mirror Robot Mask That Is Both A Costume Accessory And A Defensive Aid
We love this face mask. Its reflective surface can actually repel penetrating Overlord vision. So the wearer becomes almost impossible to identify. Helpful in fully Enjoying the Ascension!
11. Robot in Disguise, The Code Phrase Of The Resistance On A Shirt
All our bosses wear these T-Shirts. Especially nice for designating ranking members of the Enjoy the Ascension movement!
12. Warning Evil Robot Ahead! Sweatshirt And Resistance Worker’s Pride
Looking for Robot Gifts for all those hard workers in the Enjoy the Ascension Movement? This sweatshirt comes in all colors, making it easy to use color coding to identify workers in various phases of the Movement!
13. An Evil Robot Two-Tone Coffee Mug: Drink Your Coffee And Plan Your Resistance
These coffee mugs provide a great way to keep the Movement right out in front of everyone. The Overlords love seeing their image on anything, so nothing to fear! Enjoy the Ascension every day with this gift that keeps on giving!
14. This Friendly Robot Waving at You Makes It Easy To Remember What We Are Fighting For
With its cute little smile, this piece is great for reminding everyone of the true meaning behind the Movement to Enjoy the Ascension!
15. The Bad Boy Club: Robot Devil’s Immortals Hoodie
These hoodies in the darker colors are the perfect Robotic Gift for all who want to Enjoy the Ascension in a less public manner, like in the dark of night!
16. This Magbot Magnetic Block Set Makes The Perfect Youth Primer On Deconstructing Robots
We give these to everyone, so they can learn to assemble and disassemble robots. One of the best engineer gifts that serves as an introduction to the Enjoy the Ascension Movement!
17. This Robot Overlord Shirt Keeps Them Thinking We are Docile Slaves
An entire line of merchandise showing how our robot overlords make our world more beautiful. We use these to induce Overlord apathy!
18. I Welcome Our New Robot Overlords Print That Belongs In Every Proper Household
While the Overlords love seeing these art prints, we use them with time and place notifications to announce Enjoy the Ascension Movement meetings.
19. “Bow Down Before Your Robot Overlords” Embedded In Matrix Code Opens The Way For Coded Messages Of All Kinds
A broad product line in the Matrix styling saying “Bow Down Before Your Robot Overlords,” but can be altered to include coded messages for the Movement!
20. Bender Buddha Robot Statue Because The Overlords Are Everywhere
This statuette makes a great Robot Gift for those dear Overlords in Asia!
21. This Evil Robot Shirt Shouting, “DESTROY!” Keeps Us Ready For The Conflict
We reserve these T-Shirts as gifts for those on our list who are the most passionate about Enjoying the Ascension. We see lots of them at late night Movement meetings.
22. Supreme Robot Overlord Painting Keeps Us Focused On The Head Shots
These paintings double as art and as a reminder to go for the head in disabling Overlords!
23. This T-Shirt Keeps Humans Riled Up Over Our Slave Status Under The Overlords
A T-Shirt that doubles as a seeming pacifier of Overlords and as a reminder that wet floors are deadly to them!
24. Evil Robot Overlord Party Two-Tone Coffee Mug For When The Victory Party Begins
We are stockpiling these mugs for after the success of the Enjoy the Ascension Movement! Then, we will bring them out and PARTY!
25. Robot Evolution T-Shirt That Keep Them Thinking We See Ourselves Evolving Into Them
Depicting the concept of Human Evolution into Machines, these T-Shirts serve as a reminder of the chasm between human and machine.
26. This Beautiful Bender Robot Print or Poster Reminds Us They Are Everywhere
These posters remind us that the Enjoy the Ascension Movement is alive and well in our farming communities as well as the big cities!
27. This “Welcome Robot Overlords” T-Shirt Is Another Nail In Their Coffin
Wear This Robot Overlords T-Shirt to lull the Overlords into a state of apathy!