CITIZENS OF A MCDONALDS IN IDAHO SOMEWHERE. LISTEN UP!!!
Yup, that’s some Tank Girl merchandise you won’t wanna miss out on sourced by the (editor’s note: COOL ASS-KICKIN’ BETTER’N YOU, BETTER PUT THAT IN) antihero herself!
1. Tank Girl ONE: The Comic Book Where It All Began
Post-apocalyptic mayhem in the Australian outback with a lone wolf who just happens to ride a tank and have boobs she doesn’t hide, patroling the desert for havoc when havoc doesn’t find her. This comic book is where it all started. Rave and grunge culture culminating into what can only be our far too real future.
2. There’s A T-Shirt Rising For Tank Girl And Booga
Parental guidance advised. Heck: grandparental guidance advised. Ain’t no rules in Post Apocalyptia, Sir.
3. Be The Tank Girl You Wanna Be!
Tank Girl fights like a girl because she kicks ass better than anyone. That’s right, Stuper-Man. You heard me. Girls rule!
4. Tank Girl Gets Emoji-nal In A Modern Day World
I don’t blame her. Sh!t, I get emotional too. Just this morning, I went to brush my teeth and we’re on the verge of a World War. Better get Tank on our side!
5. Weapon Up With The Phone Case For All Warriors
You got your cigar, you got your helmet, you got your condom necklace… wait, aren’t we repopulating the world? Wink wink, hubba hubba.
6. Tank Girl Movie Original Soundtrack
OKAY. Lots of people have lots of things to say about the Tank Girl movie, but it’s one of my faves and the soundtrack is the best of early 90s alternative all rolled into one. Bjork + Portishead does a true gem make. – Official Tank Girl merchandise.
7. Tank Girl Official Movie Poster (1995!! Vintage!!??)
Remember the days when posters in movie theaters and video stores could be bought or hang around long enough and you could get ’em? Now you can buy ’em on eBay to impress your frenemies.
8. Get Your Kit On And Top It Off With A Tank Girl Hoodie
The creme de la creme of Tank Girl gifts! Spring’s here, there’s no rain, but it’s still cold as balls. You and only you have the power to change that. 21st Century Tank Girl, We Wanna Be Her.
9. 21st Century Tank Girl, We Wanna Be Her… Comic
If you want to jump right on into Tank’s world, start with this one. Better ditch your sanity now, if you still got it.