What would you do if you awoke one day to a world of shadows? How would you feel if every move you made was a linear approach to the same thing over and over again, like a monochromatic nightmare of a Groundhog Day? Are you lonely there? Searching for something? Someone? I think you passed that tree before. Scared, yet?
Limbo is a 2D minimalistic video game that’s still crazy impactful. You genuinely feel alone in the boy’s world, one that becomes your own as you navigate it.
We’ve sourced a bunch of cool, Limbo-inspired gifts for you that’ll prove that you’ll never really get out at all. But hey, at least you’ll be there in style?
1. Link And Navi Took A Wrong Turn In This Shirt
I read yesterday that Navi is short for Navigator and it blew my mind. I don’t think she’s doing her job properly if they ended up in Limbo, but hey (listen!), at least we learned a Thing!
2. This Wicked Limbo Decal For Your Laptop
He’s finally found a place he can stay! Now he won’t starve, take that, Bear Grylls.
3. LIMBO: The Unofficial Strategy Guide
Back in my day, game magazines used to come with little guides. If that’s not the case now, let me tell you, these are a MUST HAVE if don’t wanna throw your phone into a wall. (Again.)
4. SPOILER ALERT: The Dagobah System Is Actually Limbo Star Wars T-Shirt
What do you think is more of an obstacle? The big Limbo spider trying to eat you, the spike that’s probably gonna impale you, or having Yoda on your back?
5. Ellen Ripley Visiting Limbo On Your Notebook
I mean, if there’s anyone that can beat this game in one go, it’s surely gotta be Ripley… write?
6. Congratulations! With This Print, Your Wall Is Now In Limbo
Could this design be any more isolating? Naturally, as a masochist and a fan of the game (same thing), I love it.
7. One Limbo T-Shirt To Rule Them All
Stupid fat hobbits takes us to cave of Limbo yesssssss, we wants your shirt and we wants it now.
8. Calvin & Hobbes in Limbo Tee
It’s a magical world, Hobbes. The latest to take a wrong turn, Calvin and Hobbes emerge into the Limbo landscape with nothing but each other. If anything can get you through, it’s your bestie.
9. It’s Behind You Limbo Cross Stitch Pattern
Beat the hipsters to the cross stitch train before they get out of bed with this instant download pattern that may be the missing piece of the Limbo puzzle.
10. Edgar Allan Poe Discovered Alive In Limbo (As Evidenced On Your New Phone Case)
Master of the dark with the tell-tale heart, Edgar Allan Poe left the earth under mysterious circumstances. Or did he? Maybe he just found himself in Limbo. YOU DON’T KNOW. Thus, quoth the raven, nevermore.
11. Oh My Glob, This Adventure Time Gone Limbo Tee Is Lumpin’ Awesome
Fresh from the land of Ooo, this shirt is probably the funkiest junk in the business but is DEFINITELY 100% cotton. And a b*tch ain’t one.
12. Light Up Your Life In This Death Note Design T-Shirt
Don’t let the darkness of Limbo consume you, circumvent it by taking Light with you! Light!! Get it??
13. A Minimalistic, Retro-Style Limbo Poster For Your Wall
…that looks as much like modern art as inspired by a video game. This’ll look good on the wall to one side of your bed. If you wake up groggily in the middle of the night, you think you’re in Limbo. Fun for all ages!*
*Discover Geek is not at liability for any bed wetting.
14. Kingdom Hearts Bonus Level: Lost in Limbo T-Shirt
Nice try, Donald. There’s no key that will free you from the psychological trauma you’re about to endure and obsess over for the next 4 years. Ha!
15. LIMBO: Special Edition Game Kit For PC AND Mac (With A Whole Bunch Of Cool Extras)
Great, just what we need! To reimmerse ourselves in the world of Limbo for a few days, only to reemerge breathing heavily and shaking. (I’m in. Natch.)
16. Harry Potter And The Dementors In Limbo Notebook
Say, Hermione, why don’t you give me a look at your Harry Potter-cum-Limbo, Defense Against the Dark Arts notebook that contains all of the answers to the test?