The One Piece merchandise/franchise is way too big to get away with bringing him back in a body bag. If you did, you’d have a lot of angry pirates after your head, and it wouldn’t leave you with an Academy Award the same way it did Tom Hanks. What you can do, though, is pretend you’re doing your job hunting him down when actually, you’re using this notebook to write about your own adventures, which can be even more interesting than someone else’s. Monkey D. Luffy would tell you the same thing. It’s like the geeky, rebellious version of YOLO.
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